Your Mom Said Reading This Was Fun.

This is dedicated to every nonsensical statement that's ever crossed my mind. What's a nonsensical statement? It's best to show you by example because it's impossible to explain something that simply doesn't make sense.

For example, the statement, "I just barfed purple." is nonsensical. You cannot barf a color unless you've ingested dye, you are an alien species, or you're an artist.

Another fair example is the statement, "It's not you, it's me." Why is this? Don't worry; it's not you, it's me.

Yet another good example is, "MacBooks are better than PCs." Without delving very far into it, this is an Apple Fanboy (Or Fangirl) trying to explain why they paid 250% more for an inferior product. When quoted by someone on a personal computer, however, it means that person wishes they had more money, a better car, a better home, and a pet alligator. I can say this because I know this from personal experience.

And that entire quoted block of text can be considered an additional nonsensical statement.